hvac

Dear whom ever controls the goddamn heating and ventilation at my work;

What the hell is wrong with you, seriously, what is wrong? Did we do something to piss you off? Tell us and we will right the wrong. Do you just not turn on the ventilation some days, do you think the fact that the building smells like feet and like people have been sleeping in here all night and sometimes even like cat food please you. What kind of sadistic jack ass are you? Why does it give you pleasure to turn the AC on so high when it's 35 outside that it's only about 10 degrees inside so we have to wear sweaters and long pants and then want to puke the second we attempt to step outside to run to our cars. What possesses you to keep the air conditioning blasted like this after the heat wave stops and its only 20 degrees outsides. And does Satan himself tell you that the day the humidity and heat come back to turn the ventilation off completly so all the employees can get headaches and sweat like pigs because they all wore warm clothes expecting it to be about 10 degrees. Please give us the answers, because this is getting out of hand. Seriously, stop messing with us. We are on the verge of revolting and it won't be pretty when we drag your sorry ass out of the basement and stone you to death on the front lawn ... not pretty at all.

Sincerely,
Hot, sweaty, headachy, feels like she can't breath, angry employee of the second floor.