it's been so long

Alright just one more list ... it's not meant to be inspiring by any stretch of the imagination.


It's been so long since I went to the gym that ...

1. I didn't know how or where to swipe in because the entire lobby had been renovated ... I thought I walked into the wrong place
2. my trainer called me last week to see if everything was alright
3. I forgot the combination to my lock and I had to spend about 5 minutes trying to remember it
4. my gym pants are too small ... I would really, really like to believe they shrunk in the wash but I have my doubts because ...
5. my sports bra felt 2 sizes to small, and not in the boobage area ... in the back
6. I thought I was going to have to get off the bike after 3 minutes ... I am not joking
7. I didn't recognize over half the staff working (I was on a pleasant chit chat basis with most of the staff before)
8. the staff that I did recognize didn't seem to recognize me
9. I couldn't remember how to do those squats right
10. I could barely open doors this morning because my arms were so sore