excuses

These are my genuine excuses for not going to the gym after work today ... kind of sad when I write them down like that. Looks like I'll be going after all.

1. I am too tired, I didn't sleep last night
2. I am dehydrated from the hot weekend
3. It's too damn hot, the gym will be roasting
4. I'll be so hungry after work I'll start shaking and won't be able to do anything
5. I won't get home until 6:30 and I won't want to cook so I'll end up getting fast food and getting fat and the gym work will be all for nothing anyway
6. My gym bag smells funny I need a new one, then I'll go all the time
7. My MP3 Player earphones are broken, I need new ones, then I'll go all the time
8. It'll be full of kids doing their after school thing ... wait school is over, their summer program
9. When I went last Tuesday I felt sick to my stomach and almost passed out, then I was sick on Thursday ... bet I picked it up at the gym, germy freaks working out
10. It hurts ... it hurts and I hate pain ... there, I said it

***Turns out I couldn't go to the gym because I had to work this evening. I think I would have rather gone to the gym, of course.