lazy days

Today this morning my alarm went off at its usual time. I never hit snooze. The snooze button is an evil little addiction that lets you stay in bed for an extra half hour making you late for work but not actually getting any extra sleep because the thing goes off every 9 minutes and you have to roll over and hit it again. I used to be a horrible snooze button addict but I put those days behind me back in high school ... well today I had a relapse, I hit the thing twice. I wasn't particularly tired I just didn't want to get up. The temptation to call into work sick was overwhelming, but I am not sick and I would end up feeling really guilty and unable to enjoy my fake sick day and with my luck I would end up getting really sick next week and therefore look like the lying bitch I was. And well I like my job I don't really want to get fired or reprimanded or have a talking too. Besides, thanks to several pinched nerves in my neck and a cold I had for like 8 weeks at the beginning of the year I think I have used quite enough sick days already. But don't you just wish you could call in "lazy" ... hi Dolores, this is Tree I am not coming into work today ... no no everything is fine I am just lazy and bored coming into work day after day and I thought sitting around my apartment doing nothing all day would be a nice change of pace.

Maybe we could be allotted 5 lazy days a year. But see that wouldn't work because then you'd have the jack asses that would abuse it and take them all together and go to the Dominican for a week or something, turning it from lazy days into vacation days which are entirely different. I hate those people always ruining it for the rest of us.