take this file and shove it

So I am sitting at my desk at work, and yes I KNOW I shouldn't be blogging, but I am actually trying to do some work, but our little file area is next to my office, I mean cubicle, I mean cubbyhole where my desk is. And well the fight continues over the ownership of several large cabinets of files. Its a full out administrative assistant war. I want to beat my head against a wall listening to them bicker over and over again about who owns the files.

Here's the gist of it. About 2 months ago a guy who used to work with me took a position in a different department and as a result a lot of the work he did (although it is up to debate as to whether or not we can call it work but I digress) also got transferred to that department. Part of an internal restructuring that was done. So now all the files he needed and created as part of his job are in the middle of a war, and nobody wants them. After two months of listening to them bitch and freak out at one another I am pretty much fed up. I am about to scream. I tell you what I want to do is beat them both with the damn files and tell them to fucking deal with it ... its fucking files. If the new department doesn't want them then put them all in storage, and if they don't like it then tell them to take the damn things. But if I have to listen to anymore of this idiotic arguing I am going shove one of the filing cabinets up each of their arses ... ahhh they seem to have stopped, perhaps they can read my mind ... nah if that was the case they would have stopped talking to me ages ago.

Back to work I go.